THEME BY MARAUDERSMAPS
What's the first thing you do in the morning?
Jared: I masturbate to the Tom Cruise poster I have on my bedroom wall.
Everyone cracks up.
Jensen: And you say I'm gay.
Jared: Are you going to print this?
Jared: No, seriously. I get up and drink a lot of water, work out and then masturbate. No, I like to run about an hour every day. If it was as healthy to masturbate I'd rather do that for an hour. No, don't write that!
Jensen can't stop laughing and has to pull himself together before he can answer the question.
Jensen: I press the snooze button on my alarm clock and go back to sleep.